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| First Line |
Joke, Riddle or Giggle Title |
Lines |
Views |
| MAUDE - "I've just heard of a case |
Fortune Hunters |
2 |
327715 |
| MAUDE - "Jack is telling around |
Love |
3 |
327480 |
| Maude Adams was one day discussing |
Spinsters |
4 |
327388 |
| May all single men be married, |
Men |
2 |
327402 |
| May bad fortune follow you |
Prosperity |
2 |
327950 |
| May good humor preside when good fellows meet, |
Good Fellowship |
2 |
327899 |
| May poverty be always |
Poverty |
1 |
327531 |
| May we all travel through |
Friendship |
1 |
327470 |
| May we have those in our |
Love |
1 |
326914 |
| May you live as long as you like, |
Life |
2 |
327015 |
| Maybe the man who boasts that he doesn't owe |
Boasting |
3 |
327229 |
| Mayor William S. Jordan, |
Optimism |
6 |
327545 |
| MCANDREWS (the chemist, at two A.M.) |
Thrift |
2 |
327007 |
| MCGORRY - "I'll buy yez no new hat, |
Vanity |
2 |
327424 |
| Me gotta da good job, |
Wages |
1 |
327382 |
| MEDICAL STUDENT - "What did you operate on that man for?" |
Physicians And Surgeons |
4 |
327073 |
| Men are four: |
Men |
9 |
326955 |
| Merchant: Look here, |
No Kick Coming |
2 |
326982 |
| Michael Dugan, a journeyman plumber, |
Carefulness |
3 |
327878 |
| Micky Bryan and Patsy Kelly had been schoolmates together, |
A Great Athlete |
7 |
329376 |
| MIKE (in bed, to alarm-clock as it goes off) |
Alarm Clocks |
1 |
327898 |
| Mike, I wish I knew where I was goin' to die. |
Foresight |
3 |
327028 |
| Mike, the hod-carrier, |
Hindsight |
4 |
327342 |
| MILLIONAIRE (to a beggar) |
Millionaire |
2 |
327287 |
| MILLIONAIRE (to ragged beggar) |
Begging |
2 |
327214 |
| Milton was one day asked by a friend |
Languages |
2 |
327651 |
| Minister: Would you care to join |
Ready To Join |
2 |
327404 |
| Miss Bizzy: "I am glad to hear |
Discretion |
2 |
326868 |
| Miss de Simpson, |
Diplomacy |
2 |
327085 |
| Miss Hen: "I demand an explanation! |
An Alias |
2 |
327378 |
| Miss Jane, did Moses have the same after-dinner |
Bible Interpretation |
3 |
327405 |
| Miss PASSAY - "You have saved my life, |
Gratitude |
2 |
327084 |
| MISS SCRIBBLE-"The heroine of my next story |
Woman |
2 |
326859 |
| Miss Smith--Belinda, |
With A Reservation |
4 |
327015 |
| Mistake, error, |
Military Discipline |
1 |
327002 |
| MISTRESS (to new servant) |
Finger-Bowls |
2 |
327090 |
| MISTRESS - "Did the mustard plaster do you any good, Bridget?" |
Remedies |
2 |
326973 |
| MISTRESS - "Have you a reference?" |
Recommendations |
2 |
327462 |
| MISTRESS - "Nora, I saw a policeman |
Servants |
2 |
327051 |
| Mistress: "Don't call them jugs, |
Misunderstood |
2 |
326944 |
| Mistress: "I hope you're doing |
Hope Springs Eternal |
2 |
327200 |
| Mistress: "Oh, cook, |
Blue Blood |
2 |
327251 |
| Mistress: "Oh, Jane, |
Hope Springs Eternal |
2 |
327040 |
| Mollie, you haven't said your prayers. |
The Servant Problem |
3 |
327232 |
| Mollie (who has been naughty and |
Justification |
2 |
327843 |
| Mose, what is the difference between a bucket |
Conundrums |
3 |
326996 |
| Most Southerners are gallant. |
Woman |
2 |
326973 |
| MOTHER (to inquisitive child) |
Beauty, Personal |
2 |
327074 |
| MOTHER - "Oh, Bobby, I'm ashamed of you. |
Liars |
2 |
328610 |
| MOTHER - "The teacher complains |
Teachers |
2 |
327721 |
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