MILLIONAIRE (to ragged beggar) - "You ask alms and do not even take your hat off. Is that the proper way to beg?"
BEGGAR - "Pardon me, sir. A policeman is looking at us from across the street. If I take my hat off he'll arrest me for begging; as it is, he naturally takes us for old friends."
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