| First Line |
Joke, Riddle or Giggle Title |
Lines |
Views |
| To be seventy years young |
Age |
1 |
326995 |
| To fearful and wonderful rolling of "r's," |
Recipe for a telephone operator: |
4 |
326825 |
| To get thine ends, |
Begging |
2 |
326500 |
| To modernize an old prophecy, |
Finance |
1 |
326684 |
| To one slice of ham add assortment of roles. |
Recipe for an actor: |
4 |
326926 |
| To our Fat Friends: |
Corpulence |
1 |
326402 |
| To Our National Birds |
Carving |
|
327100 |
| To tell men that they cannot |
Pessimism |
1 |
326464 |
| To the old, long life and treasure; |
Age |
2 |
326642 |
| To the power that already lies in her hands |
Recipe for a suffragette: |
4 |
326634 |
| To wake the soul by tender strokes of art, |
Acting |
5 |
327090 |
| Tobaccy wanst saved my life, |
Tobacco |
1 |
326296 |
| TOM - "My pa is very religious. |
Cost Of Living |
4 |
326617 |
| Tom Corwin was remarkable for the size of his |
Insult |
2 |
327131 |
| Tom," said an Indiana youngster |
Heaven |
4 |
327002 |
| TOMMY - "My gran'pa wuz in th' civil war, |
Anatomy |
3 |
326779 |
| TOMMY - "Pop, what is a freethinker? |
Free Thought |
2 |
326918 |
| TOMMY - "Pop, what is it that the Bible |
Servants |
2 |
326266 |
| Tommy Atkins and a doughboy sat in a poker |
Poker |
4 |
326262 |
| TOMMY'S AUNT - "Won't you have another piece of cake, |
Etiquet |
4 |
327007 |
| Tommy, fourteen years old, arrived home for the holidays, |
Bookkeeping |
1 |
326784 |
| Tommy, why don't you play with Frank any more? |
Mollycoddles |
2 |
326529 |
| Tommy," said his brother, |
Luck |
2 |
326630 |
| Tommy," said his mother reprovingly, |
Memory |
6 |
326285 |
| Tommy: "What's an echo, pa?" |
Her Match |
|
326925 |
| TOMPKINS - "Ventley has received a million dollars |
Trusts |
3 |
326402 |
| TOURIST - "They have just dug up the corner-stone |
Chronology |
2 |
326773 |
| Tourist: "Have you any cold meat?" |
The New Appreciation |
2 |
326348 |
| TRAMP - "Lady, I'm dying from exposure." |
Exposure |
2 |
326613 |
| Tramp: "Would you please |
Poor |
1 |
326534 |
| TRAVELER (on an English train) |
Guarantees |
4 |
326473 |
| TRAVELER - "Say, boy, your corn looks kind of yellow." |
Repartee |
6 |
329952 |
| TRAVELING LECTURER FOR SOCIETY (to the remaining listener) |
Public Speakers |
2 |
326567 |
| Treason doth never prosper: |
Treason |
2 |
326376 |
| Tremendous crowd up at our church last night. |
Church Attendance |
3 |
326550 |
| Triangles are of three kinds |
Triangles |
1 |
326669 |
| Tried to skin me, that scribbler did! |
Authors |
3 |
326855 |
| Twinkle, twinkle, lovely star! |
Actors And Actresses |
4 |
326955 |
| Two booze-fiends were ambling homeward |
Drunkards |
3 |
326631 |
| Two boys once thought to play a trick |
Humbug |
7 |
326696 |
| Two characters in Jeffery Farnol's |
Gentlemen |
3 |
327091 |
| Two commercial travelers, |
Weather |
4 |
326968 |
| Two country darkies listened, |
European War |
3 |
326815 |
| Two darky boys in a Southern city met on the street |
New Suits |
6 |
326594 |
| Two doctors met in the hall of the hospital. |
Bacteria |
5 |
327053 |
| Two friends from Ireland on a tour occupied |
Paradox |
4 |
326868 |
| Two girls were talking over the wire. |
Telephone |
3 |
326626 |
| Two Irishmen fresh from Ireland had |
Fire Departments |
2 |
326591 |
| Two Irishmen were among a class |
Irish Bulls |
1 |
326700 |
| Two Irishmen were working on the roof |
Liars |
5 |
326698 |
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