TRAVELER - "Say, boy, your corn looks kind of yellow."
BOY - "Yes, sir. That's the kind we planted."
TRAVELER - "Looks as though you will only have half a crop."
BOY - "Don't expect any more. The landlord gets the other half."
TRAVELER (after a moment's thought) - "Say, there is not much difference between you and a fool."
BOY - "No, sir. Only the fence."
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