First Line |
Joke, Riddle or Giggle Title |
Lines |
Views |
Two old cronies went into a drug store |
Betting |
4 |
173938 |
Two old friends met, and immediately found |
Style |
4 |
174162 |
Two old salts who had spent most of their lives |
Arithmetic |
6 |
173906 |
Two Scotchmen met and exchanged |
Golf |
6 |
177788 |
Two Southern gentlemen, who were of very convivial habits, |
Drink |
4 |
173851 |
Two street pedlers in Bradford, |
Automobiling |
1 |
174039 |
Two weary parents once advertised: |
Children |
2 |
173624 |
Two women were leaving the theater after a performance |
Drama |
2 |
173719 |
Two young Americans touring Italy |
Travelers |
3 |
173955 |
Ullo, Bill, 'ow's things with yer? |
Suffragettes |
4 |
174193 |
Uncle Ephraim had put on a clean |
Wedding Anniversaries |
7 |
174171 |
Uncle Joe" Cannon has a way of speaking |
Public Speakers |
3 |
174252 |
Uncle Mose," said a drummer, |
Memory |
2 |
174289 |
Uncle Nehemiah, the proprietor of a ramshackle |
Courtship |
3 |
174232 |
Uncle Tom arrived at the station |
But He's On His Way |
6 |
174366 |
United States Senator Ollie James, |
Baldness |
5 |
174366 |
Up in Minnesota Mr. Olsen had a cow |
Damages |
3 |
174264 |
Urchin (contemptuously): |
A Qualified Statement |
2 |
175752 |
Vell, Ikey, my poy, |
Wills |
3 |
174120 |
Very frequently the winter highways |
Profanity |
4 |
174034 |
Vicar's Wife: "What are you children |
Blue Blood |
4 |
173966 |
VILLAGE GROCER - "What are you running for, sonny?" |
Fighting |
4 |
174567 |
Village Idiot: Beg pardon, mam, |
Troublesome Customer |
1 |
174119 |
VISITOR - "And you always did your |
Honesty |
2 |
175271 |
VISITOR - "Can I see that motorist |
Salesmen And Salesmanship |
3 |
174340 |
VISITOR - "What became of that other |
Wind |
2 |
174676 |
VISITOR - "You have a fine road leading from the station." |
Country Life |
2 |
174136 |
Voice (far off): |
Not Restricted |
2 |
174093 |
VOX POPULI - "Do you think you've boosted |
Newspapers |
2 |
174437 |
W.J. ("Fingy") Conners, the New York politician, |
Employers And Employees |
6 |
175278 |
WAITER - "Have another glass, sir?" |
Mothers-In-Law |
3 |
174232 |
Waitress: "He ain't no good, |
His Reputation |
1 |
174165 |
Wanted - A housekeeping man |
Business Women |
1 |
174244 |
WANTED: Burly beauty-proof individual |
College Students |
1 |
174226 |
Was Helen's marriage a success? |
Marriage |
2 |
174456 |
We admire the strict impartiality |
Marriage |
1 |
174496 |
We all know the troubles of a dramatist |
Dramatists |
3 |
174320 |
We are more particular nowadays about cleanliness |
Dirt |
2 |
174244 |
We call those poets who are first to mark |
Poets |
4 |
174341 |
We clip the following for the benefit |
Newspapers |
2 |
174142 |
We do not count a man's years, |
Age |
1 |
174261 |
We had a fine sunrise this morning, |
Habit |
2 |
174681 |
We may say of angling as Dr. Boteler |
Fishing |
1 |
174375 |
We must have a weak spot or two in a character |
Character |
1 |
174505 |
We used to think that the smartest man |
Hybridization |
1 |
174195 |
We were bounding along, |
Railroads |
4 |
174117 |
We will take as our text this morning, |
Absent-minded |
1 |
174367 |
Wealth has its penalties. |
Artists |
2 |
174516 |
Weary Willie slouched into the pawnshop |
The Gloomy Guest |
6 |
174093 |
Well! we've missed that confounded train. |
A Qualified Statement |
2 |
176108 |
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