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    "We were bounding along," said a recent traveler on a local South African single-line railway, "at the rate of about seven miles an hour, and the whole train was shaking terribly. I expected every moment to see my bones protruding through my skin. Passengers were rolling from one end of the car to the other. I held on firmly to the arms of the seat. Presently we settled down a bit quieter; at least, I could keep my hat on, and my teeth didn't chatter.

    "There was a quiet looking man opposite me. I looked up with a ghastly smile, wishing to appear cheerful, and said:

    "'We are going a bit smoother, I see.'

    "'Yes,' he said, 'we're off the track now.'"



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