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    A regiment of regulars was making a long, dusty march across the rolling prairie land of Montana last summer. It was a hot, blistering day and the men, longing for water and rest, were impatient to reach the next town.

    A rancher rode past.

    "Say, friend," called out one of the men, "how far is it to the next town?"

    "Oh, a matter of two miles or so, I reckon," called back the rancher. Another long hour dragged by, and another rancher was encountered.

    "How far to the next town?" the men asked him eagerly.

    "Oh, a good two miles."

    A weary half-hour longer of marching, and then a third rancher.

    "Hey, how far's the next town?"

    "Not far," was the encouraging answer. "Only about two miles."

    "Well," sighed an optimistic sergeant, "thank God, we're holdin' our own, anyhow!"



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