|The Fourth Affair|
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband open the front door.
"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."
Then she quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then dusted him with tal***** powder.
"Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue.
"What's this honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh, a statue," she replied nonchalantly.
"The Smiths brought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too."
No more was said about the statue, not even later when they went to sleep.
Around two in the morning, the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.
"Here." he said to the statue, "eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water."
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