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    A very stout old lady, bustling through the park on a sweltering hot day, became aware that she was being closely followed by a rough-looking tramp.

    "What do you mean by following me in this manner?" she indignantly demanded. The tramp slunk back a little. But when the stout lady resumed her walk he again took up his position directly behind her.

    "See here," she exclaimed, wheeling angrily, "if you don't go away at once I shall call a policeman!"

    The unfortunate man looked up at her appealingly.

    "For Heaven's sake, kind lady, have mercy an' don't call a policeman; ye're the only shady spot in the whole park."



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