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The Third Affair

    A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery. Schwartz had the longest private part he had ever seen!.

    "I'm sorry, Mr Schwartz," said the mortician, "but I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously hugh private part like this. It has to be saved for prosperity."

    With that, the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's scaling. He stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home.

    The first person he showed it to was his wife. "I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened his briefcase.

    "Oh my God!" the wife screamed. "Schwartz is dead!"

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