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    The young man applied to the manager of the entertainment museum for employment as a freak, and the following dialogue occurred:

    "Who are you?"

    "I am Enoch, the egg king."

    "What is your specialty?"

    "I eat three dozen hen's eggs, two dozen duck eggs, and one dozen goose eggs, at a single setting."

    "Do you know our program?"

    "What is it?"

    "We give four shows every day."

    "Oh, yes, I understand that."

    "And do you think you can do it?"

    "I know I can."

    "On Saturdays we give six shows."

    "All right."

    "On holidays we usually give a performance every hour."

    And now, at last, the young man showed signs of doubt.

    "In that case, I must have one thing understood before I'd be willing to sign a contract."

    "What?"

    "No matter what the rush of business is in the show, you've got to give me time to go to the hotel to eat my regular meals."



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