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    Dr. Abernethy, the famous Scotch surgeon, was a man of few words, but he once met his match - in a woman. She called at his office in Edinburgh, one day, with a hand badly inflamed and swollen. The following dialogue, opened by the doctor, took place.

    "Burn?"

    "Bruise."

    "Poultice."

    The next day the woman called, and the dialogue was as follows:

    "Better?"

    "Worse."

    "More poultice."

    Two days later the woman made another call.

    "Better?"

    "Well. Fee?"

    "Nothing. Most sensible woman I ever saw."



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