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    The caller's eye had caught the photograph of Tommie Billups, standing on the desk of Mr. Billups.

    "That your boy, Billups?" he asked.

    "Yes," said Billups, "he's a sophomore up at Binkton College."

    "Looks intellectual rather than athletic," said the caller.

    "Oh, he's an athlete all right," said Billups. "When it comes to running up accounts, and jumping his board-bill, and lifting his voice, and throwing a thirty-two pound bluff, there isn't a gladiator in creation that can give my boy Tommie any kind of a handicap. He's just written for an extra check."

    "And as a proud father you are sending it, I don't doubt," smiled the caller.

    "Yes," grinned Billups; "I am sending him a rain-check I got at the hall-game yesterday. As an athlete, he'll appreciate its value." - J.K.B.



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