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Ambition





    Oliver Herford sat next to a soulful poetess at dinner one night, and that dreamy one turned her sad eyes upon him. "Have you no other ambition, Mr. Herford," she demanded, "than to force people to degrade themselves by laughter?"

    Yes, Herford had an ambition. A whale of an ambition. Some day he hoped to gratify it.

    The woman rested her elbows on the table and propped her face in her long, sad hands, and glowed into Mr. Herford's eyes. "Oh, Mr. Herford," she said, "Oliver! Tell me about it."

    "I want to throw an egg into an electric fan," said Herford, simply.



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