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    There was a young lady named Hannah,
    Who slipped on a peel of banana.
        More stars she espied
        As she lay on her side
    Than are found in the Star Spangled Banner.

    A gentleman sprang to assist her;
    He picked up her glove and her wrister;
        "Did you fall, Ma'am?" he cried;
        "Did you think," she replied,
    "I sat down for the fun of it, Mister?"

    At first laying down, as a fact fundamental,
    That nothing with God can be accidental.

        - Longfellow.



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