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    "Do you think I shall live until I'm ninety, doctor?"

    "How old are you now?"

    "Forty."

    "Do you drink, gamble, smoke, or have you any vices of any kind?"

    "No. I don't drink, I never gamble, I loathe smoking; in fact, I haven't any vices."

    "Well, good heavens, what do you want to live another fifty years for?"



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