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    A bright little newsie entered a business office and, approaching a glum-looking man at one of the desks, began with an ingratiating smile: "I'm selling thimbles to raise enough money to----"

    "Out with you," interrupted the man.

    "Wouldn't you like to look at some nice thimbles?"

    "I should say not!"

    "They're fine, and I'd like to make a sale," the boy continued.

    Turning in his chair to fully face the lad, the grouch caustically inquired: "What 'n seven kinds of blue blazes do you think I want with a thimble?"

    Edging toward the door to make a safe getaway, the boy answered: "Use it for a hat."

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