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Drew Blank





    The MacTavish was not a mean man. No; he just knew the value of money.

    So, when the MacTavish developed a sore throat he meditated fearfully upon the expenditure of a doctor's fee. As an alternative he hung about for a day and a half outside the local doctor's establishment. Finally he managed to catch the great man.

    "Say, doctor! Hoo's beez-ness wi' ye the noo?"

    "Oh, feyr, feyr!"

    "A s'pose ye've a deal o' prescribin' tae dae fer coolds an' sair throats?"

    "Ay!"

    "An' what dae ye gin'rally gie fer a sair throat?"

    "Naethin'," replied the canny old doctor, "I dinna' want a sair throat."



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