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A Great Light

    The skipper was examining an ambitious gob who wanted to be a gunner's mate.

    "How much does a six-pound shell weigh?" he asked.

    "I don't know," the gob confessed.

    "Well, what time does the twelve o'clock train leave?"

    "Twelve o'clock."

    "All right, then, how much does a six-pound shell weigh?"

    "Ah," said the youthful mariner, a great light dawning on him. "Twelve pounds."

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