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    A railroad was opened through a remote region, and on the first run over the line, the engineer overtook a country boy riding his horse along the road bed. The engineer whistled, and the boy whipped. The train was forced to a crawl with the cowcatcher fairly nipping at the horse's heels. Finally, the engineer leaned from the cab window and shouted:

    "You dum fool, why dont ye git offen the track?"

    The fleeting boy screamed an answer:

    "No, sirree! Ye'd ketch me in a jiffy on thet-thar ploughed ground."

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