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    "What is your name?" demanded the judge of the prisoner in the Municipal Court.

    "Locke Smith," was the answer, and the man made a bolt for the door.

    He was seized by an officer and hauled back.

    "Ten dollars or ten days," said the magistrate.

    "I'll take the ten dollars," announced the prisoner.

    Finally, he paid the fine, but he added explicit information as to his opinion of the judge. Then he leaped for the door again, only to be caught and brought back a second time.

    The judge, after fining the prisoner another ten dollars, admonished him severely, in these words:

    "If your language had been more chaste and refined, you would not have been chased and refined."

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