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Precaution





    The lawyer for the defense, in the damage suit, asked the witness who had seen the plaintive struck by the automobile, how far the victim was thrown by the impact.

    "Fifteen feet, six and three-quarter inches," was the instant response.

    "You seem to be very exact in your figures," exclaimed the lawyer sarcastically. "How does that happen?"

    "I guessed some fool lawyer would ask me," the witness answered, "and I measured the distance."



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