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    Johnny, who was to be the guest at a neighbor's for the noonday meal, was carefully admonished by his mother to remember his manners, and to speak in complimentary terms of the food served him. He heeded the instruction, and did the best he could under stress of embarrassment.

    After he had tasted the soup, he remarked as boldly as he could contrive:

    "This is pretty good soup--what there is of it."

    He was greatly disconcerted to observe that his remark caused a frown on the face of his hostess. He hastened to speak again in an effort to correct any bad impression from his previous speech:

    "And there's plenty of it--such as it is."



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