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Mistaken Identity





    The new clergyman was coming to call, and the mother gave Emma some instructions:

    "If he asks your name, say Emma Jane; if he asks how old you are, say you are eight years old; if he asks who made you, say God made me."

    It is a fact that the clergyman did ask just those three questions in that order, to the first two of which Emma replied correctly. But it is also a fact that when the minister propounded the third query, as to her origin, the child hesitated, and then said:

    "Mama did tell me the man's name, but I've gone and forgotten it."



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