An Alabama Preacher said to his congregation: "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the K K K.
This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.
I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and his Christian family."
No one moved. The preacher continued: "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood?
Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgressions."
Again all was quiet.
Then slowly, a drop dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third row. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke:
"Reverend, there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the K K K. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."
The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared!