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    The juryman petitioned the court to be excused, declaring:

    "I owe a man twenty-five dollars that I borrowed, and as he is leaving town to-day for some years I want to catch him before he gets to the train and pay him the money."

    "You are excused," the judge announced in a very cold voice. "I don't want anybody on the jury who can lie like you."



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