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    The retired colonel, who had seen forty years of active service, gave his body servant, long his orderly, explicit instructions:

    "Every morning, at five sharp, Sam, you are to wake me up, and say, 'Time for the parade, sir.'

    "Then, I'll say, 'Damn the parade!' and turn over and go to sleep again."



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