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    Can the English language survive after US President George W Bush? Here are some absolute pearlers from the lips of the world's most powerful leader.....

    1/ "The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."

    2/ "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

    3/ "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that word is 'to be prepared'."

    4/ "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."

    5/ "The future will be better tomorrow."

    6/ "We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."

    7/ "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."

    8/ "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We do have a firm commitment to Europe, we are a part of Europe."

    9/ "Public speaking is very easy."

    10/ "A low voter turn-out is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."

    11/ "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

    12/ "For NASA, space is still a high priority."



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