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Blonde Joke

    A blind man enters a ladies bar by mistake. He finds his way to the bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
    The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says "Before you tell that joke sir, I think it is only fair - given that you are blind - that you know five things:
    1/ The bartender is a blonde girl.
    2/ The bouncer is a blonde girl.
    3/ I'm a six foot tall, 100kg blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
    4/ The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
    5/ And the lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
    Now think about it seriously, mister - do you still wanna tell that joke?"
    The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares: "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it 5 times."

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