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    A well-known Bishop, while visiting at a bride's new home for the first time, was awakened quite early by the soft tones of a soprano voice singing "Nearer, My God, to Thee." As the Bishop lay in bed he meditated upon the piety which his young hostess must possess to enable her to begin her day's work in such a beautiful frame of mind.

    At breakfast he spoke to her about it, and told her how pleased he was.

    "Oh," she replied, "that's the hymn I boil the eggs by; three verses for soft and five for hard."



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