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    Senator "Bob" Taylor, of Tennessee, tells a story of how, when he was "Fiddling Bob," governor of that state, an old negress came to him and said:

    "Massa Gov'na, we's mighty po' this winter, and Ah wish you would pardon mah old man. He is a fiddler same as you is, and he's in the pen'tentry."

    "What was he put in for?" asked the governor.

    "Stead of workin' fo' it that good-fo'-nothin' nigger done stole some bacon."

    "If he is good for nothing what do you want him back for?"

    "Well, yo' see, we's all out of bacon ag'in," said the old negress innocently.



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