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    A young couple had been courting for several years, and the young man seemed to be in no hurry to marry. Finally, one day, he said:

    "Sall, I canna marry thee."

    "How's that?" asked she.

    "I've changed my mind," said he.

    "Well, I'll tell thee what we'll do," said she. "If folks know that it's thee as has given me up I shanna be able to get another chap; but if they think I've given thee up then I can get all I want. So we'll have banns published and when the wedding day comes the parson will say to thee, 'Wilt thou have this woman to be thy wedded wife?' and thou must say, 'I will.' And when he says to me, 'Wilt thou have this man to be thy wedded husband?' I shall say, 'I winna.'"

    The day came, and when the minister asked the important question the man answered:

    "I will."

    Then the parson said to the woman:

    "Wilt thou have this man to be thy wedded husband?" and she said:

    "I will."

    "Why," said the young man furiously, "you said you would say 'I winna.'"

    "I know that," said the young woman, "but I've changed my mind since."



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