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Attorney and the Doctor





    1.

    Attorney: Doctor, before you preformed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
    Doctor: No.
    Attorney: Did you check blood pressure?
    Doctor: No.
    Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
    Doctor: No.
    Attorney: So, then it is possible that the patient was still alive when you began the autopsy?
    Doctor: No.
    Attorney: How can you be sure doctor?
    Doctor: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
    Attorney: But could the patient still have been alive, nevertheless?
    Doctor: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.


    2.

    Attorney: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
    Doctor: Yes, the autopsy started around 8:30pm.
    Attorney: And Mr Smith was dead at the time?
    Doctor: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!!



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