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    An Irishman and a Jew were discussing the great men who had belonged to each race and, as may be expected, got into a heated argument. Finally the Irishman said:

    "Ikey, listen. For ivery great Jew ye can name ye may pull out one of me whiskers, an' for ivery great Irishman I can name I'll pull one of yours. Is it a go?"

    They consented, and Pat reached over, got hold of a whisker, said, "Robert Emmet,' and pulled.

    "Moses!" said the Jew, and pulled one of Pat's tenderest.

    "Dan O'Connell," said Pat and took another.

    "Abraham," said Ikey, helping himself again.

    "Patrick Henry," returned Pat with a vicious yank.

    "The Twelve Apostles," said the Jew, taking a handful of whiskers.

    Pat emitted a roar of pain, grasped the Jew's beard with both hands, and yelled, "The ancient Order of Hibernians!"

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