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Military Discipline

    Murphy was a new recruit in the cavalry. He could not ride at all, and by ill luck was given one of the most vicious horses in the troop.

    "Remember," said the sergeant, "no one is allowed to dismount without orders."

    Murphy was no sooner in the saddle than he was thrown to the ground.

    "Murphy!" yelled the sergeant, when he discovered him lying breathless on the ground, "you dismounted!"

    "I did."

    "Did you have orders?"

    "I did."

    "From headquarters, I suppose?"

    "No, sor; from hintquarters."

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