A new sign in the bank lobby says: Please note that this bank is installing new drive-through teller machines enabling its customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles."
"Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures as outlined below when accessing their accounts."
"After months of careful research, MALE and FEMALE procedures have been developed."
"Please follow the procedure for you gender."
Male Procedures.
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required to withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
Female Procedures
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required distance to align the car window with the machine.
