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    A traveling man who was a cigarette smoker reached town on an early train. He wanted a smoke, but none of the stores were open. Near the station he saw a newsboy smoking, and approached him with:

    "Say, son, got another cigarette?"

    "No, sir," said the boy, "but I've got the makings."

    "All right," the traveling man said. "But I can't roll 'em very well. Will you fix one for me?"

    The boy did.

    "Don't believe I've got a match," said the man, after a search through his pockets.

    The boy handed him a match. "Say, Captain," he said "you ain't got anything but the habit, have you?"

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