A little boy goes to his father and asks:
"Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers:
"Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!"
"Your mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo."
"Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mum and we met at a cyber-cafe."
"We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to do a download from my hard drive."
"As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later, a little Pop-Up appeared and said: "You've got male!"