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    A church house in a certain rural district was sadly in need of repairs. The official board had called a meeting of the parishioners to see what could be done toward raising the necessary funds. One of the wealthiest and stingiest of the adherents of that church arose and said that he would give five dollars, and sat down.

    Just then a bit of plastering fell from the ceiling and hit him squarely upon the head. Whereupon he jumped up, looked confused and said: "I - er - I meant I'll give fifty dollars!" then again resumed his seat.

    After a brief silence a voice was heard to say: "O Lord, hit 'im again!"



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