|You Know You're in an Australian Summer when:|
** The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
** Hot water now comes out of both taps.
** You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a good branding iron.
** The temperature drops below 35C (95F) and you start feeling chilly.
** You discover that in February it only takes two fingers to steer your car.
** You find that you can get bad sunburn through your car window.
** You develope a fear of metal car door handles.
** You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7am.
** Your biggest fear is: "What if I get knocked off my bike and get cooked to death on the road."
** You find that asphalt has a liquid state.
** Farmers feed their chicken crushed ice so that they wont lay hard boiled eggs.
** A swimming pool feels like a hot bath.
** You can fry an egg in 3 minutes by holding the frypan out the window anytime between 10am and 5pm.
** The cows only give evaporated milk.
** The trees are whistling for the dogs.
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