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You Know You're in an Australian Summer when:

    ** The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

    ** Hot water now comes out of both taps.

    ** You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a good branding iron.

    ** The temperature drops below 35C (95F) and you start feeling chilly.

    ** You discover that in February it only takes two fingers to steer your car.

    ** You find that you can get bad sunburn through your car window.

    ** You develope a fear of metal car door handles.

    ** You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7am.

    ** Your biggest fear is: "What if I get knocked off my bike and get cooked to death on the road."

    ** You find that asphalt has a liquid state.

    ** Farmers feed their chicken crushed ice so that they wont lay hard boiled eggs.

    ** A swimming pool feels like a hot bath.

    ** You can fry an egg in 3 minutes by holding the frypan out the window anytime between 10am and 5pm.

    ** The cows only give evaporated milk.

    ** The trees are whistling for the dogs.

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