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Chicken-Stealing





    The Southern planter heard a commotion in his poultry house late at night. With shot gun in hand, he made his way to the door, flung it open and curtly ordered:

    "Come out of there, you ornery thief!"

    There was silence for a few seconds, except for the startled clucking of the fowls. Then a heavy bass voice boomed out of the darkness:

    "Please, Colonel, dey ain't nobody here 'cept jes' us chickens!"



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