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    The teacher put a question to the class:

    "What does a cat have that no other animal has?"

    A number cried in unison:

    "Fur!"

    But an objector raised the point that bears and skunks have fur. One pupil raised an eager hand:

    "I know, teacher--whiskers!"

    But another objector laughed scornfully.

    "Haw-haw! My papa has whiskers!"

    The suggester of whiskers defended her idea by declaring: "My papa ain't got whiskers."

    "'Cause he can't!" the objector sneered. "Haw-haw! Your pa ain't no good. My pa says----"

    The teacher rapped for order, and repeated her question. A little girl raised her hand, and at the teacher's nod spoke timidly.

    "Kittens!"



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