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    "Judging from the stuff printed in the newspapers," says a congressman, "we are a pretty bad lot. Almost in the class a certain miss whom I know unconsciously puts us in. It was at a recent examination at her school that the question was put, 'Who makes the laws of our government?'

    "'Congress,' was the united reply.

    "'How is Congress divided?' was the next query.

    "My young friend raised her hand.

    "'Well,' said the teacher, 'what do you say the answer is?'

    "Instantly, with an air of confidence as well as triumph, the Miss replied, 'Civilized, half civilized, and savage.'"



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