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    The senator and the major were walking up the avenue. The senator was more than middle-aged and considerably more than fat, and, dearly as the major loved him, he also loved his joke.

    The senator turned with a pleased expression on his benign countenance and said, "Major, did you see that pretty girl smile at me?"

    "Oh, that's nothing," replied his friend. "The first time I saw you I laughed out loud!" - Harper's Magazine.



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