Congressman Longworth is not gifted with much hair, his head being about as shiny as a billiard ball.
One day ex-president Taft, then Secretary of War, and Congressman Longworth sallied into a barbershop.
"Hair cut?" asked the barber of Longworth.
"Yes," answered the Congressman.
"Oh, no, Nick," commented the Secretary of War from the next chair, "you don't want a hair cut; you want a shine."
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