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Army Rations





    On the occasion of the annual encampment of a western militia, one of the soldiers, a clerk who lived well at home, was experiencing much difficulty in disposing of his rations.

    A fellow-sufferer nearby was watching with no little amusement the first soldier's attempts to Fletcherize a piece of meat. "Any trouble, Tom?" asked the second soldier sarcastically.

    "None in particular," was the response. Then, after a sullen survey of the bit of beef he held in his hand, the amateur fighter observed:

    "Bill, I now fully realize what people mean when they speak of the sinews of war." - Howard Morse.



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