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    The hero of the play, after putting up a stiff fight with the villain, had died to slow music.

    The audience insisted on his coming before the curtain.

    He refused to appear.

    But the audience still insisted.

    Then the manager, a gentleman with a strong accent, came to the front.

    "Ladies an' gintlemen," he said, "the carpse thanks ye kindly, but he says he's dead, an' he's goin to stay dead."

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