|Actors And Actresses|
LEADING MAN IN TRAVELING COMPANY - "We play Hamlet to-night, laddie, do we not?"
SUB-MANAGER - "Yes, Mr. Montgomery."
LEADING MAN - "Then I must borrow the sum of two-pence!"
SUB-MANAGER - "Why?"
LEADING MAN - "I have four days' growth upon my chin. One cannot play Hamlet in a beard!"
SUB-MANAGER - "Um - well - we'll put on Macbeth!"
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