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    A certain workman, notorious for his sponging proclivities, met a friend one morning, and opened the conversation by saying:

    "Can ye len' us a match, John?"

    John having supplied him with the match, the first speaker began to feel his pockets ostentatiously, and then remarked dolefully, "Man, I seem to have left my tobacco pouch at hame."

    John, however, was equal to the occasion, and holding out his hand, remarked:

    "Aweel, ye'll no be needin' that match then."



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