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    A guest in a Cincinnati hotel was shot and killed. The negro porter who heard the shooting was a witness at the trial.

    "How many shots did you hear?" asked the lawyer.

    "Two shots, sah," he replied.

    "How far apart were they?"

    '"Bout like dis way," explained the negro, clapping his hands with an interval of about a second between claps.

    "Where were you when the first shot was fired?"

    "Shinin' a gemman's shoe in the basement of de hotel."

    "Where were you when the second shot was fired?"

    "Ah was passin' de Big Fo' depot."



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